McSweeny’s Nihilist Startup Haikus

Am I in the scope?
Aren’t we all client facing?
I die in Q4

Pivot your self worth
Rebrand with your therapist
Illusion of choice

Set up a touch base
Can we take this offline?
Regroup with no one

Pure gold. Evil, true, beautiful gold. Nihilist startup haikus from McSWEENY’S.