If ($Query == “Does Not Work”) Return “GTFO!”

If you’re telling a programmer that a particular piece of source code simply “does not work”, then you should no longer consider yourself a programmer.

Bugs suck, dealing with bugs sucks, but there is no need to make this harder than it already is. Equally great and bold plea by Nick Griffith for a sensible approach to reporting bugs and issues in other peoples code: Does Not Work.